Factoids

Too bad for Mixi.

Came across kind of a neat pick-me-up in the morning if you enjoy punctuation marks that are rarely used: 14 Punctuation Marks That You Never Knew Existed

It's morning, and we're about to sample some Melitta coffee that we only got charged 13 cents for at the store thanks to a broken scale.  If it's not any good, I still have the receipt.

Last night I played a guitar solo on a naked mannequin.

Crest Pro-Health: Tastes great, but my tongue has been numb-ish for about 3 days since I received a freebie of it in the mail.  Maybe consider brushing with instead of eating (as much).  But seriously, why the shit is my tongue numb?

This Things I Believe

Got a flat tire the other day. Got it fixed for free today, because the person who owned the car before my parents bought it got their tires from the place I went to. Ho ho! Free flat repairs for (the) life (of the tires)! I'm gonna drive me over a bed of nails!

MISSING

Throwing my goals in the garbage is the most liberating thing I've done all day.
Well, first crumpling the list of them up and then ranting on about how they will now reside in a landfill never to bother me again, that was most liberating. In it, I found reason.

Milo-Kitty ran away. :( I'm scared for him. He's not exactly the Albert Einstein of the feline variety; more similarly, he's the Grimace, but less ambitious. Since I don't live in the same city as them, I told my sister she should give out flyers, ask people in the neighbourhood if they've seen him since last night, and leave her phone number with them in case they do see him. So far, he was spotted crossing the street earlier in the day, and also walking with a black cat, which I believe to be a false lead, given Milo's history of racial prejudice. They found another stray cat who looked like him, but who wasn't him when my sister went to investigate.

Hey, at least we've made some tiny progress. People know to call if they see him, and apparently my parents' neighbourhood is fraught with stray cats. I really, really hope he's okay.

I move, tomorrow.