Super Dave Osborne

Someone peed in the cinema before we got there. Currently, there is a lingering urine scent stuck deep in my nostrils. This is unjust. I did not let my friend pay for me to see a movie so that I might end up having a bad, bad wee-wee funk in my nose for the next two weeks. Please send help. I need a rescue. This is hell.

On the other hand, the movie was tremendous!