Wah wah wah

If you don't like Everybody's Fine, you are either a monster or Roger Ebert. I won't make the offensive "or both" remark, but only because Ebert is so highly respected... for I don't know, eating popcorn and critiquing movies he's too bitter to understand.

As for me, I'll be bawling my eyes out in the corner for a few days.

Okay so I rule

Shine

Click on "Canada's Flair for Diverse Hair", zoom in and take a look-see who's second from the bottom-left.

That's right. Famous. Online nameless famous. I win.