For Jerry: Why Facebook Sucks Today

Since you apparently can't read this message unless you are logged in to Facebook (effectively confusing the problem even more), I felt it necessary to post this on the good ol' public acccess internet, from Known Issues on Facebook:

Known Issues on Facebook 

Due to site maintenance, some profiles and Pages have been seeing a Profile Unavailable error message for over 24 hours. We estimate that this maintenance should be resolved in the next few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience.