With a little help from my friends...

The "After Nikki's Non-Existent But Seemingly Apparent Car Alarm Honked 85 Times and Woke the Neighbourhood Up" Drive-Home Playlist:

1. Guess Who - Sour Suite
2. Crosby, Stills & Nash - Suite: Judy Blue Eyes
3. The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/With a Little Help From My Friends
4. Nirvana - Dumb

This is after my mp3 player read that its battery was full and, just moments later, decided on its own that it was empty after all.

What a good bunch of songs that turned out to be on the radio though!