But yeah so no.
Boston Pizza tonight with Miklos. A crazy old bag lady with a shopping cart from Zellers came in the door at the same time we did, and dazedly wheeled herself into the washroom for the exact duration of time we spent there. The waitresses joked that we could take her home now, since she clearly came in with us. "Yeah, that's my mom..." I said, later joking that I'd text her and get her outta there.
A towel on your head is no way to live. Yet here I am. Who'd have thought? No one, because that thought is boring.
I'm going to attempt to drive my car again tomorrow! Happy happy happy happy... no smokey plz.
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So she maneuvered the shopping cart through the restaurant to the washroom? She must have skillz. I would imagine there would be a a tight squeeze or two along the way.
I saw a man trying to break into the payphone right in front of the police station near Cole's girlfriend's place tonight. Certainly not the target I would select if were in need of money.
Right through the restaurant. I held the entrance door open for her too. She thanked me for it.. ever so slowly. "Thaankk you.. for.. holding the.. door open for me", while looking like she was all frozen. It's also worth noting that she had brand new shoes.
Word verification: shesso (shesso crazy)
Let me ask you this, did it look like she knew where she was going? Like maybe it wasn't the first time she had pushed a shopping cart through that particular Boston Pizza location?
When I was a kid there was this Pittsburgh Penguins jacket that I really wanted but my parents insisted it was too expensive. Then one day I noticed this homeless guy who frequented our neighbourhood wearing the San Jose Sharks version of the exact same jacket. I'm still a little bitter over that one.
Man, everyone used to Salvation-Army the Sharks jackets though. So you shouldn't feel too bad.
Unfortunately, I cannot say that she knew where she was going. In fact, I even pointed to where the bathroom was for her; you know, before I realized she was going to take her cart there and pass out for 45 minutes before leaving again.
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