Real issues? What in tarnation!?

Ur Penny. Giv him 2 me.

I'm sick of customers (in general, but also) telling me that we should make the penny obsolete. First of all, we can thank Rick Dykstra for that one, thanks Rick Dykstra, for making those (oddly enough, many-pennies-worth) pamphlets and mailing them (using many more pennies, I would assume) to everyone in St. Catharines about how the penny costs us all too much time and money.

I do not care that you want the penny obliterated. How about you give your pennies to me from now on. I am willing to bet that I would be able to collect a very PRETTY penny from all the pennies you think are absolutely worthless to you.

And so I encourage you all to hoard up your pennies, if you're a penny-banner at heart, stop complaining and donate them immediately, to me.

= Everybody wins.

Kind regards,

Nikki Commatose
Ur Pennys. Giv them 2 me.
2008