Should've been in marketing instead...

Formula for a Rogers commercial:

1. One of the four characters, usually a guy, is intrigued by a new device or service that another of the four rich kids has picked up this month.
2. The guy or girl who owns the new Rogers device/service summarizes its innovative new features.
3. Guy/girl listening sounds impressed.
4. One of the two more popular guys (never the East Indian guy who may or may not have been on Renegade Press; usually the dorky white guy), does something goofy.
5. Better looking hipster (possibly-mixed) guy with curly hair uses quick wits to make endearing quip.
6. Rogers theme and logo are played.
7. [ Exeunt. ]