I'm gonna dance hall dance hall every day

Do these things:

• Buy strawberries and Cool Whip, because everything tastes better with a bit of water, corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated coconut and palm kernel oil (CPKO), sodium caseinate, vanilla extract, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60 (glycosperse), and beta carotene. Then, eat the strawberries and Cool Whip.
• Make a hot chocolate. Cool Whip does not taste good in hot chocolate, so don't bother trying it.
• Shake your sillies out, dancing almost violently and lonesomely to imaginary Modest Mouse music while watching Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

That's all we're at for now.