Compare People Matters

My rankings on Facebook's Compare People are as follows. (Why do you care, you ask? Why does anyone read anyone else's blog in the first place? I retort.)

you	category	votes	wins	win%
1st	would i rather take shopping	24	19	79%
2nd	more likely to win in a fight	3	3	100%
2nd	prettier	6	5	83%
2nd	better dancer	4	4	100%
2nd	harder worker	5	5	100%
3rd	more reliable	3	3	100%
3rd	cuter	6	6	100%
3rd	more adventurous	5	4	80%
4th	better public speaker	3	3	100%
5th	better hair	6	5	83%
5th	better listener	4	3	75%
6th	more creative	3	3	100%
7th	more trustworthy	4	3	75%
8th	a better laugh	3	3	100%
8th	rather kiss	3	3	100%
8th	more well-mannered	2	2	100%
10th	more useful	4	3	75%
10th	rather marry	2	2	100%
10th	nicer	2	2	100%
11th	more famous	2	2	100%
11th	more talkative	6	4	66%
13th	a better profile picture	4	3	75%
14th	rather hang out with for a day	2	2	100%
14th	more tech-savvy	2	2	100%
15th	more organized	3	2	66%
16th	would make a better mother	6	2	33%
17th	rather travel with	3	2	66%
17th	better singer	3	2	66%
18th	smells nicer	1	1	100%
18th	rather live with	4	2	50%
19th	more artistic	2	2	100%
21st	more powerful	3	2	66%
22nd	crazier	5	3	60%
22nd	rather date	1	1	100%
24th	more fashionable	3	2	66%
24th	hotter	1	1	100%
25th	more loyal	1	1	100%
27th	braver	1	1	100%
27th	funnier	3	2	66%
28th	more confident	3	2	66%
29th	happier person	4	2	50%
30th	better at science	1	1	100%
30th	rather be trapped on a desert island with	1	1	100%
31st	more popular	1	1	100%
31st	more likely to succeed	1	1	100%
32nd	more athletic	4	2	50%
36th	more naturally talented	1	1	100%
36th	rather sleep with	2	1	50%
40th	rather get stuck in handcuffs with	2	1	50%
44th	a better sense of humor	1	1	100%
50th	a better smile	5	2	40%
54th	more entertaining	2	1	50%
56th	more outgoing	2	1	50%
67th	kinder	3	1	33%
69th	more generous	2	0	0%
72nd	studies harder	1	0	0%
72nd	sexier	1	0	0%
75th	better taste in music	1	0	0%
77th	more likely to skip class	1	0	0%
78th	more attractive	1	0	0%
80th	can drink more	1	0	0%
83rd	more likely to do a favor for me	2	0	0%

I want to know how I became known as such a great dancer when I've made a point to allow next to no one see me dance. If you've imagined that I'm a graceful swan while shaking my boo-ta, you are frightfully mistaken.