420 all of your doobies immediately.

I have no ambition to fill my Sunday at home with the reason I booked it off in the first place. I'd rather be cleaning, I'd rather take a nap, I'd rather do anything.

Andrew bought Donkey Kong Country to play on his Wii. (The SNES version.) I remember that game taking longer to beat. At any rate, it was the most fun I've had in a long time. I don't know how I actually survived my childhood with that game in my life, considering every time I 'died' last night I felt my heart seize up or go into palpitations or give me some other sort of pre-heart-attack jolt. Intense!

We went to America yesterday and Andrew got a kayak. I just like saying I went to America. I tasted the McDonalds I ate there for many, many hours thereafter. Thanks!

I love Alan Cross's voice and you should too.