SOLD!
I haggled the shit out of (thesaurus says "hammered out a deal with") a guy today, and my steadfastness went the distance. My bass amplifier with its limited memories and 70 pounds of weight are now gone from my life; replacing it, a small pile of twenty dollar bills which I plan to sleep on tonight.
Went to a show last night. I hate to admit it but my professor was half right about something: Ale House beer does taste like piss, but only sometimes. Also, I think I hate beer.
I just swindled Goran into hanging out tonight. Read and learn.
Goran says:
you work tonight?
Nik says:
yes
Goran says:
FUCK
Goran says:
call in sick
Goran says:
i want wings
Goran says:
let's do dinner
Nik says:
okay let's do it.
Nik says:
because I do not work.
And that's how you do it, folks!!
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Did you swindle the guy who bought your bass amplifier in the same way you swindled Goran? Shit, you're good. Like some kind of master negotiator or something. You should be working with police handling hostage situations or something.
Nah, the old guy who bought the bass amp actually got a good deal. Goran has to pay for my food and endure my company.
But I will negotiate hostage situations! I will, Dan!
i only just found this.
bahahahahahahahaha,
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